by Erin Hayes
Overall: A great book for kids and definitely one to pick up!
Jacob Smith is incredibly average. Not kidding, he is the most average boy that you could ever come across. He’s bad at math, his favorite color is blue, and he has the most common name in the world. He’s even the most average child for a statistically correct family, he is the son in a perfect 2.4 children per household family.
If he’s so average, why is he being hunted by aliens?!
Jake wasn’t really good enough at anything and had no interest in anything.
Jacob lives in Pflugerville, Texas with his parents and his siblings Theo and Thea. Theo is the perfect jock, incredibly talented in everything he accomplishes. Thea is the rebel, with her tattoos and her heavy metal music. But lately, Jacob Smith has been having some upsetting dreams, of a snowy owl. Little does he know, he’s being watched.
But then again, that was why he was constantly in front of 592 Norwalk Street, watching him. Watching him day in and day out. For all thirteen years of his boring little life.
Aliens are watching Jacob, special aliens who are perfection, covered in mathematical tattoos all over their perfectly symmetrical bodies. But if they are so perfect at absolutely everything, what do they want with Jacob Smith, who is absolutely incredibly average?!
Together, with Theo and Thea, a mysterious black labrador, and his alien-obsessed grandfather, Jacob has to run from these mysterious evil aliens whose colonization of planets depend on destroying the Earth with Jacob being their Key. With help from androids, aliens, and alien-fanatics they need to stop this alien race from destroying the Earth!
Jacob Smith is Incredibly Average is the perfect book for a children who are transitioning into chapter books (late elementary school) but the content within the book is enough that anyone looking for an entertaining read can enjoy. I found myself laughing, becoming emotionally invested, and getting surprised in the twists and turns that this book set up and delivered! It was an excellent read and it was hard to put down!
This book is perfect for classroom reading on an introductory lesson on interesting math topics: mean, median, mode, Fibonacci sequence, symmetry, and everything in between. It brings up some interesting concepts but in a vague way. Nothing is difficult to understand and chapters are nice and short.
The mother was safely tucked away in cryogenesis as the preservation of her condition was vital to everything at hand. The average number of children in a household in the United States was 2.4 and at sixteen weeks along, the mother had added 0.4 children to the number of her household.
There is also a deep political and anti-colonization message within this book. The colonization of planets depend on an equal vote and the planet’s representative stating their case as to why their planet should not be taken over.
But most importantly, this book has the message that no matter who you are, you have a voice and while you may be “average” you have your own opinion and not to be scared to speak up. If you believe strongly in something then you should fight for what you believe in.
“You’ve never…dealt…with the human spirit before…”
An Adult Overanalyzing a Children’s Book: The only issues that I had with this book was only because I am reading this book as an adult. With this being an easy read I couldn’t help but have my mind wander over the many questions that this book rose for me.
Jacob Smith is average. He’s so average that the evil alien race wants to use him to find the weakness of the entire human race? Last time I checked, the United States is the third largest population in the world. Why wouldn’t the aliens have tried to take someone from China or India (considering they each have well over a billion in their population). Recognizing this little fact could’ve finally added some diversity to main characters within books. Having a child from China or India would’ve been a refreshing feel and I would’ve loved this book even more.
My other issue was the ending deus ex machina. It was so blunt and made me just facepalm. But not complaining too much, it’s a children’s book. They wouldn’t care.
Lastly, what is up with these books that like to promote animals in hospitals? Every book I’ve been reading lately has a dog that is somehow always allowed in a hospital completely ignoring all protocol. Promoting the idea of lying about service animals never sits right with me and really irritated me.
In the end, this is a great book and I laughed and got angry and the ending nearly brought me to tears. This is an excellent book for a child and I highly recommend getting this book if you see it in the bookstore. I’m expecting a film adaptation.
He was no longer the most extraordinarily normal, average boy.
He was just plain old normal now. And that was just what he wanted.
by Sean Patrick
Now that I have had the time to think over this book, I would like to say that I enjoyed it a little more than I thought I did when it came to the ending. I liked it very much but the title tricked me.
Nikola Tesla is a Serbian engineer who is the father of many things from modern electricity (with AC) and radio. He had a tough battle with Edison who wanted direct currents to monopolize the world but Tesla was so dedicated to his work and his desire to share both cheap and efficient electricity with the public. Nikola’s tragic and lonely death was incredibly wrong but in the end we are able to give Tesla all the credit he deserves.
There. I pretty much gave you the entire book within that little paragraph.
I have no idea what Sean Patrick was thinking tricking people to read this book. It was a mean trick and I honestly do not respect him for using Tesla to peddle his agenda about imagination and creativity.
The first 25% of the book has to deal with sports and quotes from random individuals from Mark Twain to…I can’t even remember it was so ridiculous. On my kindle, it wasn’t until I reached the 30% mark that Tesla was even mentioned, but not until later that we actually get his biography. The large portion of the book is Sean Patrick’s little argument that we should all embrace our imagination and work for 10,000 hours in order to be perfect for what we do.
The biography on Tesla’s life is so generic and general you can either go on Wikipedia or read some 6th grader’s biography on Tesla and they just copy-pasted some junk from a history site.
Actually, go on Wikipedia. You’d probably get a more in-depth biography that is written ten times better than what is in this book. What was the most frustrating with this book is that at the end of his short little book in which 40% at most is dedicated to Tesla’s life, is that the guy peddles his other books on imagination and being “a genius”. I wasn’t impressed.
I believe Sean Patrick is a pretty decent guy. I never met him or read anything over than this but his desire to share his idea to readers at no cost is a nice gesture. He asks for suggestions for you to email him some suggestions and ideas. Hell, he even used the she pronoun when mentioning genius.
A genius answers those questions audaciously and lavishly. She dares to imagine everything and anything as possible, and carries our culture to worlds that never were. You can do the same.
Hell yeah! However, like most people who read this book, I felt like I was tricked into reading this book and that really did put me in a bad mood while reading. This isn’t a book about Tesla, more like some self-help (think of Patrick Swayze’s character from Donnie Darko) speech about how we should be all we can be. Maybe something that a young person can read to inspire them to go to college or pursue their dreams? Maybe I’m too jaded for this book.
Information about Tesla
For an amazing understanding of alternating current, see:
Does Tesla, Tesla coil, and alternating current sound familiar? Maybe because you have played the amazing game inFamous 2.
The use of coils, Tesla missles, and ampifiers are very Tesla-esque as they covered a lot of Tesla’s more fantastic and dreamy ideas.
There was even an excellent Kickstarter project where you could back up a project of a deck of playing cards that focused on the Edison x Tesla War of Currents